This is my friend Tricia.
Yeah, I know, gorgeous, right?!? Well she had a little thing this last November called a wedding. I was privileged enough to be a bridesmaid. She picked out this fitted black cocktail dress for her beautiful bridesmaids to wear. Well, The dress didn't fit. I drank Slim Fast for a week so that the dad gum thing would zip up! The results are as follows:
This is the dress. Just ignore the fact that I am standing next to another gorgeous friend, Jacqui. I know, I gotta get uglier friends...or something.
God gave us two ears and one mouth and how many chins? That would be one right? I am hoping to give back my extra. I am sure God could stick it on some baby. Double chins always look better on babies.
I wave. It waves. I dance. It dances. I stop. It doesn't.
I wore SPANX. When they weren't rolling down my back, they were pushing my fat onto my thighs. Horrible.
So there you go. The Portrait of a Fat Lady.
4 comments:
ok -- now I have read everything to date and am in for full-court support (sorry -- watching Big 12 basketball as I write this). You can do this!
I am SO proud of you KD. And that goes no matter what size you are. having fun watching...and I'm inspired too! Maybe its time to go back to WW, or buy a dehydrator-yea thats it!
FOR REAL why do spanx always just roll down!?!?!
Ok, I know I am supposed to encourage you in your weight-loss battle, but I just wanted to say that although you're right that your friends are pretty, I honestly think you're gorgeous.
Brian
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