This is my friend Tricia.
Yeah, I know, gorgeous, right?!? Well she had a little thing this last November called a wedding. I was privileged enough to be a bridesmaid. She picked out this fitted black cocktail dress for her beautiful bridesmaids to wear. Well, The dress didn't fit. I drank Slim Fast for a week so that the dad gum thing would zip up! The results are as follows:
This is the dress. Just ignore the fact that I am standing next to another gorgeous friend, Jacqui. I know, I gotta get uglier friends...or something.
God gave us two ears and one mouth and how many chins? That would be one right? I am hoping to give back my extra. I am sure God could stick it on some baby. Double chins always look better on babies.
I wave. It waves. I dance. It dances. I stop. It doesn't.
I wore SPANX. When they weren't rolling down my back, they were pushing my fat onto my thighs. Horrible.
So there you go. The Portrait of a Fat Lady.
